May 22nd, 2012 at 12:25PM

fly-in fly-out sucks. Also, I’m an asshole.

Today is one of those revelatory days. You know, the ones where you suddenly realize that you’ve actually been a total asshole to your partner for the last two weeks. And now they’ve flown off to a remote area, with no phone or internet range. And you wont see them, or be able to call them to apologize until they call you from some country town and let you know that they are coming home. And that might be two weeks, or more.

Blaaarg.

Someone give me instructions as to how to stop digging my own grave? Or maybe a “how to stop being a tool” manual?

kthanksbye

#relationships#Fuck this fly-in-fly-out work
May 22nd, 2012 at 9:28AM

Feeling the love today

I just got my first ever high definition… 95% for character profiles. This might be nothing unusual for some people but I haven’t gotten an A for anything since I was in grade nine (which was… thirteen years ago… I’m old, I know it, shush) So I walked home looking something like this…

cheeky-china:

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May 22nd, 2012 at 8:59AM

littlefuckinglesbian:

Parenting, you’re doing it right.

perfect.

(via callmekitto)

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May 16th, 2012 at 10:54PM
hellisforcowards: I know this is terribly PC, but as a brand-new parent, it’s a good reminder. 

hellisforcowards:

I know this is terribly PC, but as a brand-new parent, it’s a good reminder. 

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May 16th, 2012 at 10:45PM
fluffyunicornsforever: <3

fluffyunicornsforever:

<3

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May 16th, 2012 at 10:40PM
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May 12th, 2012 at 12:42AM
comicallyvariant: anedumacation: missvoltairine: abrokenfishbowl: ultraprism: daniistrouble: thestormandgale: welcometoinnsmouth: greenscrewdriver: bastardette: towerofsleep | douglaswol Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) Clearly worth a reblog. I’m going to need a movie based on her life. Someone ought to get on to that. “once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun.” Reblogging for that sentence. You learn cool things every day, just in time for midnight I will never be as cool as this lady. gonna need an HBO miniseries on her kthx Sneaking into covenants so she can bang nuns i’m down swoooooon uh, damn. you guys are all missing the most important part of that post, if you click through she sings contralto CONTRALTO  which is like a lady bass, for those of you playing at home hells yeah

comicallyvariant:

anedumacation:

missvoltairine:

abrokenfishbowl:

ultraprism:

daniistrouble:

thestormandgale:

welcometoinnsmouth:

greenscrewdriver:

bastardette:

towerofsleep | douglaswol

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin)

Clearly worth a reblog.

I’m going to need a movie based on her life. Someone ought to get on to that.


“once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun.”


Reblogging for that sentence.

You learn cool things every day, just in time for midnight

I will never be as cool as this lady.

gonna need an HBO miniseries on her kthx

Sneaking into covenants so she can bang nuns

i’m down

swoooooon

uh, damn.

you guys are all missing the most important part of that post, if you click through

she sings contralto

CONTRALTO 

which is like a lady bass, for those of you playing at home

hells yeah

(via justaguywitharrows)

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May 6th, 2012 at 10:55AM
fuck yeah, andrea gibson!: Andrew

openyoureyessunshine:

When I was a kid I would sometimes
Secretly call myself Andrew
Would tug at the crotch of my pants the way
Only pubescent boys do
Ran around pounding on my bare chest like tarzan
It’s not that I thought I’d grow up to be a man
I just never thought I’d grow up to be…
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May 6th, 2012 at 10:50AM

come take my pulse the pace is on a runaway train…

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May 6th, 2012 at 1:55AM

callmekitto:

kingcheddarxvii:

On the mouth, even

Oh shucks I’m too shy and demure for that

me during the entirety of the avengers

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